If you’re planning a sun’s out, guns out summertime bucks party, then you really should get some chest hair art action happening for the buck.
In fact, this is a bucks party prank that the whole crew can get into if they’re game. It’s a great way to theme the whole crew up for a water themed bucks party – like heading to the beach, water park, sailing boat, cruise ship, or even deep sea fishing.
Maybe you’re planning to spend a few days on a house boat, or a pool party at a Gold Coast hotel… or you’re the kind of crew that just likes walking around naked from the waist up. Whatever, we’re not judging.
By the time a man gets married, it’s likely the puberty bat has brushed past him and left a few wayward hairs on body parts that that were once bare. I mean, not all of us look like a Magic Mike dance crew.
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What you need to make chest hair art
The good news is that it’s pretty easy to bring the chest hair art prank to the bucks party crew’s grooming regime. All you need is a few simple grooming tools, a bit of creative flair and of course a man or two… eeer, that last bit feels a bit wrong to say.
- A man with a hairy chest, back, arms or any body part really
- A picture of the art you want to create – you might want to print it on paper and cut it out so you can use it as a stencil
- A whiteboard marker (or a permanent marker if you want to leave an outline)
- Hair clippers with enough gusto to trim the man-azon who will become Michelangelo’s ‘David’ to your sculpted chest hair art.

Photo by RODNAE Productions
You might want to do this arts-and-craft activity outside so the clippings can simply blow with the wind. If the chest hair art is going to be an inside job, get a tarp or have the vacuum cleaner handy for an easy cleanup.
The first step is to get the stencil ready and hold it against the hairy man’s chest and trace around the stencil’s edges. This gives the nominated driver of the clippers an outline to follow when creating the chest hair art. In the video tutorial below, the barber has a steady hand and uses a pic on his phone to draw from. give that a crack if you are confident, but if your are skills are a bit novice, we’d suggest going with the stencil solution.
Once you’re happy with how the stencil’s been traced, get them clipper in-hand. Carefully clipper away the unwanted hair, but be careful, you don’t want the chest hair art to look tacky. Take your time, be careful and make sure you don’t accidentally nip his nipple, because that sh!t will hurt!
After the clipping is finished, wipe off the stencil outline. If you used a permanent marker, then I guess it’ll be there for a day or two. It might look nice and look like nice framing for your art work.
If you’ve been the canvas, help to clean up your hair, wack on some sunscreen, get a fresh cold beer into you and find a mirror to admire the art in all it’s glory. Because yes, you are beautiful!
How to create chest hair art – a video tutorial
You can find pretty much anything on the internet. If you need a quick 10min video tutorial, go ahead and click play.
Here’s some chest hair art inspiration
Use these as inspiration to clipper the buck or mow down the whole bucks party crew for a hilarious bucks party prank.



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