Take an average, everyday bloke, dress him in tights and a cape and put a sequin ‘C’ on his chest and you have the making for a super bucks party that’ll make a superhero soft at the knees.

Superhero super bucks party to the rescue

• Shooting the buck at Paintball Sports ACT
• House pool party with beer bongs, pinball and table tennis
• No female strippers… so a hairy mate oiled himself up and subbed in

Having a modest upbringing in a quiet suburb of Canberra, Causie is pretty unassuming guy. He never really likes to be centre of attention or cause trouble for anyone, so no one on the bucks party really had any beefs to settle with him. Shame really, because that makes it pretty hard to justify the shenanigans we put him through on his super bucks party.

Note here that Causie made a specific request for no scantily clad, jubbly boobed, sexy women to take their clothes off at his bucks party. Begrudgingly, we all complied with this… well, as best we could that is… after all, it was a bucks party 😉

The super bucks party kicked off with a round of paintball. An important element of the paintball activities was setting up three teams – Team A, Team B and Team Buck.

Team Buck was a team of one, making sure that neither Team A nor Team B were disadvantaged by having the buck on their team.

This just spelled danger for the poor buck, who was pelted by pellets all day long. Add to that everyone else being dressed in cammo and Causie in his red and gold super hero outfit meant the buck was a sitting duck all day long and he had the welts to prove it!!

After paintball, the super bucks party crew all went back to a mate’s place who had a pool in the back yard and pinball machines in the games room for a night of beer-bongs and party games.

Now, recall Superhero Causie’s request for no ‘strippers’ at his super bucks party ??? Well, we respected his wishes as best we could, but, like I said, it’s a bucks party!!!

Before the party, everyone drew straws to see who would be the evening’s entertainment. The lucky performer will remain nameless, but needless to say Causie wished he hadn’t made the ‘no jubbly boobed stripper’ request as he was handcuffed to a chair and the hairy legged, woolly backed, wiry chest haired performer edged his way into the room, all lathered up in coconut oil.

Truly an experience that EVERYONE will never forget and will no doubt be the source of Causie’s mid-life crisis counselling.

After that we pulled out the beer bong to wash the horrible visions of the man-stripper out of our memories (unfortunately, it didn’t), but we had fun trying!!

All in all, a great day out with the fellas and a night of fun.