We love stories like this. The creativity that goes into ‘it wasn’t me’ story like this is simply impressive. I mean, the Groom has gone on a lone-ranger bender and rather than telling everyone where he went and what he did, he’s decided to tell the world an alien abduction dumped in a bush… I wonder if that was after they had their wicked way them him?

The Daily Star reports that the boozy groom went missing for 15 hours during a three-day bender in Budapest, triggering a frenzied manhunt across the Hungarian capital. The stag part crew eventually found him in a bush, and the spaced out groom-to-be told pals he was kidnapped by aliens on his stag party.

A giant UFO with flashing lights beamed him up onboard where little green men held him captive for 15 hours. The details of what happened on board are skint… but I guess that’s because the stag party cardinal rule extends to an alien abduction experience as well – what happens on tour, stays on tour!

Alien abduction for realz?

Apparently the groom is an avid UFO hunter and his crew was hoping to take him to Roswell for his stag do. Unfortunately, that wasn’t something that the Last Night of Freedom (UK based stag and hen party planners) could organise – especially with an alien abduction – so Budapest was the next best thing! They seem a bit dubious if little green men with jet-black eyes actually beamed him up and flew him to the far ends of the universe… rather they hazarded a guess that there was a few too many drinks (dare we say a ‘special’ drink’).

Any Alien Abduction lessons learned?

It’s hard to say if there are nay lessons to learn here that will help you get through a bucks party alien abduction. It’s not like there is a stop-drop-and-roll rule for when the green men with black eyes trap you in their transporter beam. But some take aways are:

• make sure you have good mates at the bucks party who care about the groom
• be vigilant and take notice early-on if someone – in particular the groom – goes missing
• once it’s been noticed that the groom has gone missing, get the man-hunt going as soon as possible
• don’t forget to look under bushes on the out-skirts of town
• if you have booked though a bucks party planning consultant, get them involved too, they’ve probably solved this type of mystery once or twice before.

But the best advice? What ever you do, make sure it is something that will leave a long lasting memory for the groom (without the involuntary anal probing).

Author: Bucks Bachelor Stag