When it comes to planning a Melbourne bucks party, there’s a fine line between chaos and brilliance. For Nozzicus—a man on the brink of matrimony who describes himself as a Gamer and Dad Bod Model—it was all about threading that needle with a night of smart laughs, sharp camaraderie, and the kind of memories that don’t involve explaining yourself the next day. This is the story of one bucks party in Melbourne that set the bar high, with an itinerary as polished as the suits they’ll wear on the wedding day.

Here’s the run sheet

• Test your metal at Maniax Axe Throwing – Melbourne
• Strain the brain cells at Adventure Rooms Australia – Melbourne (Little Collins St)
• Print a sexy custom shirt so the buck remembers this night for ever… as well as how immature his mates really are.

The Shirt That Said ‘Look Into My Eyes’

It all began with a T-shirt. But not just any T-shirt—the buck arrived wearing a custom-made masterpiece bearing a blown-up, borderline-unflattering close-up of his own face. It possibly shows a face that only a fiancee could love. But, it was more than just a gag—this shirt became a living scrapbook. Armed with Sharpies, the Buck’s mates (and no doubt random strangers they encountered along the way) scrawled cheeky, funny, and occasionally questionably appropriate messages across the fabric.

By the end of the night, the shirt was a masterpiece of inside jokes and goodwill, a memento the buck will undoubtedly cherish—or cringe at—forever. It was an artifact, telling the story of a Melbourne bucks party gone spectacularly right.

Bullseyes and Banter: Maniax Axe Throwing

The first real action of the day took place at Maniax Axe Throwing—because no Melbourne bucks party is complete without a little primal competition. The crew was briefed by a sharp-witted instructor who ensured everyone left with all their fingers intact before handing over the axes. After all, these axes are real, unlike the ones in the games Nozzicus plays.

What followed was part sport, part spectacle. Did Nozzicus bring his deadly aim (an encouraging sign for married life, perhaps?). Did anyone have real-life coordination, was a perfect bullseye landed at any point of the show?

In any case, we’re sure that with every thunk of steel against wood, the mateship grew. Axe throwing is physical, challenging, and just the right amount of offbeat—a fitting tribute to Melbourne’s love for activities that blend adrenaline with urban cool.

A Game of Wits: Adventure Rooms Australia

Next up: Adventure Rooms Australia on Bourke Street, Melbourne’s premier escape room venue. Think of it as an intellectual gauntlet where swagger meets strategy. Nozzicus and his crew faced off in a race against the clock. The puzzles were clever, the stakes high, and the banter relentless.

So, who claimed victory, earning rights to dominate the evening’s trash talk. Who knows, but the real prize was the sheer joy of watching this logical bunch of guys to “cheat-code hack” their way through an escape room.

A Culinary Odyssey in Chinatown

As the adrenaline from axe throwing and escape rooms wore off, the group hit Chinatown – this area provides a next-level dining for any Melbourne bucks party. It’s easy to snag a table at a vibrant, slightly chaotic spot where the dumplings come fast, the Peking duck is perfection, and the beers flow fast.

Amid the clinking glasses and the hum of late-night revelers, the group no doubt roasted Nozzicus with stories from years gone by—Did he have an infamous high school mullet or was there a legendary (for all the wrong reasons) karaoke incident? A good dinner is theater at its finest, with the kind of humor and banter that only lifelong friends can deliver.

What Made This Melbourne Bucks Party Legendary?

This wasn’t just a night out; it was a perfectly executed playbook for the modern bucks party. Axe throwing? Check. Mental challenges? Check. Gourmet eats? Double check. A dash of style, humor, and spontaneity? Absolutely.

But a Melbourne bucks party secret sauce is Melbourne itself. From the energy of its nightlife to the unbeatable food scene and offbeat activities, the city became a character in the story—a co-conspirator in a celebration that managed to be both refined and ridiculous.

Draw some inspiration from Nozzicus’ Bucks Party

Here’s the takeaway for any best man or groomsman looking to pull off a similarly unforgettable Melbourne bucks party evening:

1. Elevate the Gag: A T-shirt with the groom’s face? Genius. Give it a twist with custom signatures, doodles, or one-liners.
2. Mix the Physical and the Mental: Activities like axe throwing and escape rooms strike the perfect balance of action and wit.
3. Choose a City That Works Overtime: Melbourne’s mix of adventure, food, and nightlife is a blueprint for success.

Above all, keep the focus on the groom. The best bucks parties are less about over-the-top antics and more about creating a night he’ll remember with the people who matter most.

Your Bucks Party, Made Better

Planning a Melbourne bucks party? Don’t just wing it. With the right mix of creativity, mateship, and top-tier venues, you’ll create an event that’ll have everyone talking long after the confetti’s been swept away.

Pics: Nozzicus Instagram